yes im a girl
yes i turn into a giant man eating lizard once a month and terrorize peasants
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The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody has decided not to see.
what
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Someone buy me corsets
THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME and there’s nothing like imminent zombie attacks“One man was shot to death by Miami police, and another man is fighting for his life after he was attacked and his face allegedly half eaten, by a naked man on the MacArthur Causeway off ramp, police said.”
guys
i think i need to move
I have to “study” for the SAT, so instead I’m taking pictures of my face. Narcissism and a day wearing actual makeup > probability and geometry.
mr gregg how are you so precious
Yes.
His name was Lola
He was a showgirl
(via theatomicboom)
We at the Doctor Who Tumblr would like to say that we have full faith in Matt as a torch bearer.
(Source: thetardiswasonfire)
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Friends ~ The Finger
(Source: neverevermissabeat, via iwillbeyourgoal)
A reader lives a thousand lives before he dies. The man who never reads lives only one.
(Source: sirmitchell, via prettybooks)
